Nah blad.

Girl 1: Yeah so i was at this party liek.
Girl 2: Was it the one on friday?
Girl 1: No on tuesday. Anwyays, so this boy came up to me and was leik all ova me, and I got off with him. Then my boyfriend came over and he was like 'I'm gonna batter him'. And he went off, and found the boy, except the boy said 'it wasn't me it was my cousin'. And the cousin got hit.
Girl 2: Nah blad.
Girl 1: Yeah, and then the cousin was like, 'it wasnt me it was him!' and the right boy got hit, but then his girlfriend came over to my boyfriend and hit him.
Girl 2: Man.
Girl 1: Then I got up and hit his girlfriend and she hit me. And thats how I got this black eye.

the 61 bus (Orpington/Bromley)

OVERHEARD BY ALICE.