Old Man: "All those soaps. Phenomenal!"
Charing Cross - Orpington train.
Gay: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MEATBALLS? MEATBALLS ARE ON ME.
Scottish: *To overhearers* Would you like some meatballs?
American: YES A SIX INCH SUB PLEASE.
Gay: You owe me your life.
American: I owe you a six-inch sandwich.
Gay: That is your life.
American: Yeah, in your gay little world.
Gay: I never talk about your sexuality.
American: What's there to talk about? I like it straight and I like it hard.
*everyone looks at them*
SUBWAY at Charing Cross.
OVERHEARD BY SALLY AND ROSE.
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overheard by Sally and Rose :)
I REMEMBER THIS!
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